[Members] joke o' the week

[Larry & Sue Bartlett]

Ladies .................


----- Original Message ----- 
From: JGleim


My neighbor discovered that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found the problem was hair in the dog's ears, so he cleaned both ears and the little rascal could hear just fine. The vet then told the lady that if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist says: “If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "Well, if you use it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

And the druggist says: "Oh! ... Then you should stay off your bicycle for a week."
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