<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div>Now that was funny! Literally LOL!<br><br>Bill<div><br></div></div><div><br>On Mar 7, 2014, at 3:33 PM, Matt Clampitt <<a href="mailto:scooterboy60@hotmail.com">scooterboy60@hotmail.com</a>> wrote:<br><br></div><blockquote type="cite"><div>
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</style>Haha, its probably because he finally got a good look at the troll he was with. =)<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On March 7, 2014 3:01:18 PM CST, Larry & Sue Bartlett <<a href="mailto:lsbartlett@neb.rr.com">lsbartlett@neb.rr.com</a>> wrote:<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); padding-left: 1ex;">
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<div><font size="2" face="Comic Sans MS">............ Matt, we all
thought LASIK surgery was for skydiving</font></div>
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...<br><br>A recent article in the Lincoln Journal reported that
a woman has sued Sutton Linder & Sutton, saying that after
her boyfriend had surgery<br>there, he lost all interest in
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